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Beefnut's Corner:
Question and Answer.
WB Beefnut!!!
we missed you, and hope your extended stay at San Quentin was plesant.
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Dear Beefnut,
I finally taught my husband how to do laundry.. but he feels compelled to start
the warm-water loads when I am in the shower. How do I break him of this chilling habbit?
Oh, and, shopping IS a sport.
Sincerely,
Pun Intended
Pun Intended,
Scuze da time-frame youz pimptacular queen, I wuz takin one of my fly
h0es out for a test-drive, tantra style. Damn dem bitches can moan. Now
back to our shanktacular program. Oh yeah, sudzin da threads while sudzin
ya self- wait just a minute you tazty thing, whud you been doin to getz your hubby
to do da sudz? You docked that dick didn't you bitch?
Lets give you the benefit here, and say that is in fact...a man. Well, now
for the breakdown. You taught him to do laundry. Mad props to you mah
pimptacular queen. You hath bended the sorry sod to your will. Best bet here.
Slap with a wet jizz rag and tell him to make you a sandwich. That is all.
Bong!
Beefier in 04
P.Izess.- Yeah shopping is a sport. Dem bitches clear when my gatt comes flying out.
Dear Beefnut,
Whats up with all the H8 on rangers!?! I'm mean where the hell is tha luv!
Dear Anonymous,
My guess is yer one of those "Ranja 4 life" tattooed freaks that, much like the
Red Man, think we owe you something. Well shit bitch, get off your peyote trip
and meet me down in the OK Corral so I can paste your ass like a rodeo clown
with the Clap. Luv. Your luv is back in da Lake casting harmony on da
bloodgill bruthas. You dont like it? Welp, the Planes are for Powah~ mah
friend, i to the izzee...not rangers. Exceptions to this rule: Rip the
White Horse and we are talking some bomb diggety dbl shanking DPS action.
Drugs...the wonders of the haze.
Biggety,
Beefular
Dear Beefnut,
I am very concerned by the lack of appreciation for
the old school IL traditions, and the fact that the
majesty of our guild has deminished. Things like unF
and Beefnut, yourself, have lost their value over
time. Is there a way to restore their once great
prominance?
On a side note, my girlfriend has a vagina infection.
I've also noticed our German Shepard has an red,
irritated penis. Is there a connection?
Anonymous
Dear Anon,
Those who aint learnin from da past are forced to get their lunch money lifted
from dem by some crack whore's muscle. Its a pimps life, and one youze gotz
to learn. Shit never does flow down that toilet like you want.
Take mah pimphat. Long, strong, purple feather and shit. 5 years from
now, shit probably be beige. Aint no thang, you just gotta run interference
on any rat ass trying to front your corners. Dey dont like it...fuck em.
Kill em all and let Ponyboy sort em out. When majesty is lost and hizztory
is forgotten, karma kicks us all in the rectum. Remember yo roots, Lavar Burton
style and shit. Madmen and pimps aint never respected in their own time. unf.
Oh, about your dizzog, and your pooch, damn skippy theres a connection: stop
sucking off yer dog and using it for lube. Dizzam, thats like Barnyard and shit.
w3rd.
B to the Eefy
That's all for this week p!mps.
Old Beefnuts:
1. BST pulling
2. Dear Beefnut #1
The above is meant to be a joke - and does not reflect the opinions or ideals of any person involved with Iratus Lepus, the webmaster, or the hosting providor.
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